Spike Lover T-Shirts

Punk's Spiky Hair Serves as a Bed of Needles.

"Respect man!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"They look like pickles."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Monster Baseball

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Apocalliptical

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Octopus gets tickled pink

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

Giraffe swing

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Two women in jeweled dresses

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

"It connects to the internet and sparkles like a ring...it's the iBling."

Penguins - one is skating.

Say it with cacti

'We can't offer you the satisfaction of a gratifying career, but how does a paid week off and dental sound?'

Boo-bonic Plague

You gonna eat your pickle?

Penguin wearing Slippers

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'