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Jar wars

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

A Prickly Pair

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"Wanna go out?"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Man is injured transporting cacti.

An inbred poodle.

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Hold The Pickles

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."