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'At least your arthritis didn't prevent you from opening that jar of pickles!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.

Counter Culture

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

Snakes Return To Ireland

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"But Slinky, you knew I threw hissy fits when you married me!"

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"