Paddle Ball Gifts

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

When bored, we board

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"First time paddleboarding?"

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Opera Pickleball

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

"By the way, I like to play with intentional tagging."

Moose Paddle Boarding

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

"Excellent composition. Terrible form."