Paddle Boarder Gifts

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

Bitchbark Canoe

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

When bored, we board

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

"First time paddleboarding?"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Canoes

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

Moose Paddle Boarding

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'Roger, have you been putting on weight?'

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

Beaver playing paddleball with tail

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

Paddleboarding skills put to use at camp.

"I think I can hear the river!"

"Man bun, paddleboarding and vaping? Remember, it's our duty as predators to cull out the lame."