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Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

Bitchbark Canoe

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

God passing the time.

When bored, we board

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"First time paddleboarding?"

Canoes

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'Roger, have you been putting on weight?'

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

Beaver playing paddleball with tail

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

Paddleboarding skills put to use at camp.

"I think I can hear the river!"

"Man bun, paddleboarding and vaping? Remember, it's our duty as predators to cull out the lame."