Paddleboarding T-Shirts

"First time paddleboarding?"

Moose Paddle Boarding

Jesus the original paddleboarder.

"Man bun, paddleboarding and vaping? Remember, it's our duty as predators to cull out the lame."

Paddleboarding skills put to use at camp.

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

When bored, we board

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Canoeing Incorrectly

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Canoes

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days