Paddleboarding Pillows

"First time paddleboarding?"

Moose Paddle Boarding

Jesus the original paddleboarder.

"Man bun, paddleboarding and vaping? Remember, it's our duty as predators to cull out the lame."

Paddleboarding skills put to use at camp.

"This is my Uber."

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

God passing the time.

When bored, we board

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Canoeing Incorrectly

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.