Paddleboard Adventurer Pillows

Bitchbark Canoe

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Boat Launch'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

Dentists on Holiday

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Tour de Pothole.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Canoes

"Arrr! Hooked it again!"

"First time paddleboarding?"

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Moose Paddle Boarding

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign