Paddleboard Adventurer Prints

"This is my Uber."

Bitchbark Canoe

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Boat Launch'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

Dentists on Holiday

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Tour de Pothole.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Canoes

"Arrr! Hooked it again!"

"First time paddleboarding?"

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"Surf's Up."

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Spiro and Pusho on a boat ride.