Fun-loving Paddler Gifts

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

Paddleboarding skills put to use at camp.

Bitchbark Canoe

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Canadian Canoe.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Floating Dragon

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Canoes

"First time paddleboarding?"

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

Moose Paddle Boarding

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

'Mom, I'm going to play in the sprinklers.'

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

Preserve these Wetlands.

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

"I think I can hear the river!"

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

'I'm not even going to look.'

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .