Peaceful Paddler Gifts

When still waters don't run deep.

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

Canoeing Incorrectly

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

Blue Upright

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Canoes

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

"First time paddleboarding?"

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

Moose Paddle Boarding