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When still waters don't run deep.

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

Canoeing Incorrectly

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Blue Upright

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

Canoes

"First time paddleboarding?"

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"Getting the hang of it?"