Humor Enthusiast Paddler Gifts

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Bitchbark Canoe

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Krill, baby, krill."

"Ticket and passport, please."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

Canadian Canoe.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Another hot flash?

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Fish Farm.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!