Humor Enthusiast Paddler Mugs

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Bitchbark Canoe

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

Canadian Canoe.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Shark Chum

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Fish Farm.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special