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'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Yes?"

'So there's the chart. We just have a shoot-out and the last ball on the table is the name we go with for the baby.'

'Acme Diving Boards. You can Deep End on us!'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Wine taster with mineral water

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Pool lovers

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'