Office Pool Champ Pillows

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

In, out, shake it all about.

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

'I take it we won the business, then?'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

Car Pools.

"Want to win?"

Doug adds a whole new dimension to the March Madness office pool.

"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

Office carpets,putting green type.

I love swimming.

The N.Y.C. Winter Games