Office Pool Champ Pillows

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

Car Pools.

"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"

Office carpets,putting green type.

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

"Want to win?"

"You have to return it. 'Winner takes all' is just an expression."

Playing cricket in office "Miss lemon, I'm your boss, this is my company and you're out, okay!"

I love swimming.