Office Champ Pillows

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'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

InOutYada Yada.

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'

'Ok, I'll be your spokes person just rub my tummy and it's a deal!'

Desk boxes: way, no way, could go either way.

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"

'We're never going to sort out our marital problems like this. Can't we speak to one of your colleagues, darling?'

"Want to win?"

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

"I shuffle the papers that ordinary, everyday Americans won't."

"Line one is on line two..."