Office Champ Gifts

'I take it we won the business, then?'

Inclusive speech

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

InOutYada Yada.

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'

Desk boxes: way, no way, could go either way.

'Ok, I'll be your spokes person just rub my tummy and it's a deal!'

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

"Line one is on line two..."

"Want to win?"

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

'We're never going to sort out our marital problems like this. Can't we speak to one of your colleagues, darling?'

"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"

"I shuffle the papers that ordinary, everyday Americans won't."