Administrative Champion Gifts

Desk boxes: way, no way, could go either way.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

In one ear/Out the other.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'I take it we won the business, then?'

Access Assessments

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

Bureau of Red Tape

GDPR compliant

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Budget Cuts Guillotine: Next!

"Do you remember when we had to do was help people?"

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

After Hours Surgery.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'Somehow your medical records got faxed to a complete stranger. He has no idea what's wrong with you either.'

"I've made a decision, Pauline, We're putting everything off till tomorrow."

'75% of our resources are spent dealing with the elderly and infirm...and that's just the STAFF!'

He had taken a roundabout route, but the paperwork continued to pursue him.

London underground talks continued

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

Ideology and bureaucracy