Administration Enthusiast Gifts

He had taken a roundabout route, but the paperwork continued to pursue him.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Let's get organized

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

The Rubber Ball Company

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"Uh-Oh..."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.