Administrative Aficionados Gifts

"This is our rapid response form filling unit, sir."

'And this is where we massage the waiting list figures.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

InIn by-products.

The little engine that could delegate.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

Corporate Whore.

Female business.

Desk shaped like an office block.

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Footing The Bill

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"You have no idea how political this place is."

The boss and her baby

Mahmoud Abbas

'Corporate Sydney'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

MI5 Press Office

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'