Administrative Aficionados Pillows

"This is our rapid response form filling unit, sir."

'And this is where we massage the waiting list figures.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

InIn by-products.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

The little engine that could delegate.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

Corporate Whore.

Desk shaped like an office block.

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

Female business.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Footing The Bill

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Corporate Sydney'

MI5 Press Office

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Mahmoud Abbas

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

The boss and her baby

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'