Administrative Aficionado Pillows

'Somehow your medical records got faxed to a complete stranger. He has no idea what's wrong with you either.'

After Hours Surgery.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Scapegoat of the Year

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

The little engine that could delegate.

InIn by-products.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

Corporate Whore.

Female business.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Desk shaped like an office block.

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

Monday around 9PM.

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.