Management Aficionado Pillows

"Then, at 3:45, you usher in a whole new era. I brought your flashlight."

"Top management told middle management to tell me to tell you to shape up."

"Success is buying your experience cheap and selling at a profit."

"You have no idea how political this place is."

The little engine that could delegate.

C.J. Yomp CEO: Door always open, walk in! Welcome!

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Rubber Ball Company

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

Subordinate Employee

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Monday around 9PM.

Leadership Training

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

The little engine that delegated

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

'It's about time!'

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"