Office Champion Gifts

"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

These little monthly sales contests are a great way to create friendly competition."

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

"Effective leadership means more than telling people to do as they're told."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

Work Slave

In - Out - Pending.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Executive Asks Death To Wait

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

InOutYada Yada.

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"I'm going in."

The Boss.

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.