Office Champion Pillows

"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

These little monthly sales contests are a great way to create friendly competition."

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

"Effective leadership means more than telling people to do as they're told."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Work Slave

In - Out - Pending.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

InOutYada Yada.

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

"I'm going in."

The Boss.

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."