Comfy Office Champion Pillows

Woman in business suit forgets about novelty slippers: 'It's important to appear professional even when working from home.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Working Environment

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

The Last Sweatpants

'I take it we won the business, then?'

"There's the remote!"

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

One of the positives of having to 'Shelter in Place'...

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

'Thanks for being there.'

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

Working from Home

"Effective leadership means more than telling people to do as they're told."

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."

These little monthly sales contests are a great way to create friendly competition."

Ideal Office: 'Desk with mattress top (adjusts to the shape of the head and arms)...Office chair collapses to form bed...

UK snow warning.

'My husband has given up drinking and smoking so I like to meet him at the bus to comfort him.'

"Someone from your office called and suggested you might just want to order an appetizer as you've been sacked."

'Nope, You can't bribe me, I'm staying in this chair,'

'Call a chiropractor. I need a real hug.'

'I'd rather be working from home.'

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."

"By shutting off the electricity for a while, you'll learn how we rely too much on modern-day conveniences."