Comfort Champion Pillows

'My husband has given up drinking and smoking so I like to meet him at the bus to comfort him.'

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

Sleepy Bunny

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

The Last Sweatpants

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"There's the remote!"

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

A family chooses between going outdoors and staying indoors.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'It makes me realise how insignificant you are.'

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

First Place Layabout

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