Comfort Champion Prints

'My husband has given up drinking and smoking so I like to meet him at the bus to comfort him.'

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Sleepy Bunny

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

The Last Sweatpants

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

'It makes me realise how insignificant you are.'

A family chooses between going outdoors and staying indoors.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"There's the remote!"

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

First Place Layabout

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"What are we doing today?"

Hotel teddy for hire

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."