Comfy Couch Champion Prints

"There's the remote!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

The Common Sutra.

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

The Last Sweatpants

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

"What are we doing today?"

Dog cradles bone, baby cradles blanket, boy cradles teddy bear and father cradles TV remote.

"Comfy?"

'Hon...Why do we have tumbleweed rolling across the living room floor?' 'That's not tumbleweed...The dog is shedding again.'

First Place Layabout

You finished Netflix

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

"This, 'being a housewife' lark, isn't so hard."

'Sorry to bother you Mr Hellerman, but do you think you could just pop in and change the channel?'

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes