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Woman in business suit forgets about novelty slippers: 'It's important to appear professional even when working from home.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Working Environment

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

The Last Sweatpants

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"There's the remote!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

One of the positives of having to 'Shelter in Place'...

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

'Thanks for being there.'

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

Working from Home

"Effective leadership means more than telling people to do as they're told."

Ideal Office: 'Desk with mattress top (adjusts to the shape of the head and arms)...Office chair collapses to form bed...

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."

These little monthly sales contests are a great way to create friendly competition."

UK snow warning.

'I'd rather be working from home.'

'Call a chiropractor. I need a real hug.'

"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."

'Nope, You can't bribe me, I'm staying in this chair,'

'My husband has given up drinking and smoking so I like to meet him at the bus to comfort him.'

"Someone from your office called and suggested you might just want to order an appetizer as you've been sacked."

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

Desert Island comforts.

"By shutting off the electricity for a while, you'll learn how we rely too much on modern-day conveniences."