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Working from Home

"My email is down... talk to me."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Office Ergonomics.

Working Environment

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

"This 'hot desking' is a NIGHTMARE!"

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'

'I'm a stay-at-home teleradiologist.'

'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'

'I asked if I could work from home.'

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

Ideal Office: 'Desk with mattress top (adjusts to the shape of the head and arms)...Office chair collapses to form bed...

Woman in business suit forgets about novelty slippers: 'It's important to appear professional even when working from home.'

'Offices with windows are scarce. How about one with a peephole?'

'You'll be working in this cubicle.'

The big advantage of a Zoom Thanksgiving is that I can wear sweatpants under the table and never have to worry about loosening my belt in the middle of eating.

"I wanted a more desirable workstyle."

'Call a chiropractor. I need a real hug.'

'I'd rather be working from home.'