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'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Big desks take time.

Two stressed drinking birds

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"In"

'This better be important.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

To be or not to be in-trays.

'Ms Chenault, are these art works or profit charts? I forget which.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

Wildlife Management.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

"That would look really good in my office."

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."