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'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Love your feng shui!"

"I've changed my mind"

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

Multitasking.

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'Ms Brown, I think I need a bigger desk!'

Piano desk.

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

"There must be an easier way!"

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.

"To save money we're moving you from a cubicle to a tribicle."

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'

"My husband works from home."

"'Hot desking' doesn't work with just one desk."

"This 'hot desking' is a NIGHTMARE!"

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

"This will be your office. There's a flashlight and whistle if you need to attract attention."