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'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"To save money we're moving you from a cubicle to a tribicle."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

The Move.

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

Dare to be different.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Modular Offices

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I miss the old cubicles."

"I remember when this was all offices."

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

A man works in a snow globe.

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

'Flexi-space.'

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

No Binge Watching

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'Miss Jenkins, get me a smaller desk or a larger office.'