Corporate Champ Gifts

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

Inclusive speech

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

HR - Helping Relationships

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sinking sales

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

Businessman at the deep end.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

I'd rather be at the office.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Schrodinger's kittens

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'I take it we won the business, then?'