Corporate Racing Champion Gifts

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

HR - Helping Relationships

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

401K

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"We're counting on you to save this company, Fitzgerald.

Heavy Workload

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

Workers' Rights

"I'm in the market for a good sidekick."

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'

'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'

'I am trying to bring about change.'