Corporate Champ Pillows

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

Inclusive speech

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

HR - Helping Relationships

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sinking sales

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

Businessman at the deep end.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

I'd rather be at the office.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

Schrodinger's kittens

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'