Pool Champions Gifts

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Not that slowly back...'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"That's the deep end."

Brownie Points

Thank you Doctor

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Want to go for a dip?'

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Birds cue ball escape.

'I know...I was expecting something different too...'

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

Car Pools.

"It's the deep end."

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

Musical Snooker