Pool Season Gifts

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bring your own inflatable.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Swimming Prankster

The Perfect Cannonball

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Bishops Snooker

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Cruise.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths