Swim Champion Gifts

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Is the water cold?'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'

Psychic diving competition.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"That's my boy!"

Fishy tail.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Artist Misses the Point

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"You're overthinking this."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."