Swim Champion Prints

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'Is the water cold?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'

Psychic diving competition.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"That's my boy!"

Fishy tail.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Artist Misses the Point

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."