Classy Swimmer Prints

'Right Sir, here we go...'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'He did it for us.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

The synchronized shower event.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Pool lovers

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"That is six feet."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'