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'Right Sir, here we go...'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'He did it for us.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

The synchronized shower event.

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

Pool lovers

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"That is six feet."

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'