Winning A Swimming Competition Gifts

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

The Victors

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Bullseye!

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Sunbathers.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Marco ..."

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"They're so like us."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.