Adventurous Pedaler Gifts

Tour de Pothole.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Suburban street.

"Fight or flight?"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Fume detector

'Be a friend.'

Planet Lover

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Look at this guy, listening to music on his earphones when there are bears around! I guess somebody's about to learn a lesson in hunting safety!'

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

Please do not eat the people.

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

"You just wouldn't listen would you? I told you to buy a car, THEN a caravan!"

"Don't bring camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said."

"That's a big nest. You may want to stretch, because my exterminating experience says we run."

'Who did you say you booked this holiday camp with?'

'About this budget vacation you booked... I never knew North Korea was a fun-filled shopper's paradise.'

"Now I know what those blue lines on the map are. . . they're rivers!"