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' I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this...I'm just too chicken.'

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Surprise in the salad bowl

Skier and his dog.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Skiing

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'It is too snowing!'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Easter Egg Island

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Skiing at Sea

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Little girl skiing.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Springtime rabbits.

"Okay, what's 7x8? 9x4?"