Snowmobile Speedster Gifts

'Watch out!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snowmobull

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Snowboarding downhill.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Running out of Gas.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Rolling Stop.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Arcarde Patrol

Congratulations for male runner

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."