Musical Score Collector Gifts

'Let's stick with your original 'Star Spangled Banner,' and pretend there never was this dance-remix version.'

Jazz is Invented

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"What are you doing?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Musical Pipe

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Musician

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Piano Prompt

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Imagine Dragons

Musical Note Nail

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

Rod Stewart

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"We start on #F."

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

Richard Taruskin